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Old Feb 22, 2007, 04:59 AM // 04:59   #4841
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Location: in the middle of a burning cornfield...
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*ducks poo*
*gets out of fireplace*
"fire doesnt hurt me, im already ON FIRE"
*grabs BHC's arm*
*breaks it*
*tosses him across the bar*
"Didn't anyone ever tell you its not nice to hit girls?"
*breaks a bar stool over his head*
*sips beer*
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Old Feb 22, 2007, 05:26 AM // 05:26   #4842
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*Pick up cammo kit in Halo*
*Run around with a new batch of poo*
*Use the skill "seeking poo"*
*Fling them at people*
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Old Feb 22, 2007, 07:25 AM // 07:25   #4843
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*cleans all the poo from myself*
*kicks KingWarman under the belt for slaping me*
*runs in circles*
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Old Feb 22, 2007, 07:45 AM // 07:45   #4844
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*Throws grenades in Warman's pants for hitting girls*
*Shoots more tequila*
*Takes a nap*
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Old Feb 22, 2007, 10:11 AM // 10:11   #4845
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*burns things*
*sets fire to everyone*
"I will extinguish the first person to kill Cpt Spazzmo!"
*watches the battle*
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Old Feb 22, 2007, 02:37 PM // 14:37   #4846
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*sips beer*
*smashes a bat over BHC's head*
*runs in circles*
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Old Feb 22, 2007, 04:01 PM // 16:01   #4847
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*Hey*
*Hits Cpt Spam in the head,breaking his neck*
*Grabs pwnd, and bust his nose off*
*grabs a chiar*
*Hits Maria with it*
*Hits Fallen with a bat*
*Shoots Pwnd with MP5*
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Old Feb 22, 2007, 04:23 PM // 16:23   #4848
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*sips beer*
*asborbs bullets*
*shoots them back at BHC*
"I love being a God."
*sets BHC on fire*
*runs in circles*
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Old Feb 22, 2007, 06:07 PM // 18:07   #4849
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*using my special powers and transforms into a robot*
*whipes BHC on the floor*
*goes back to my girlie looks*
*buys tequila shots for everyone*
"cheers for victory over BHC everyone!!!"
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Old Feb 22, 2007, 06:45 PM // 18:45   #4850
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*sips beer*
*Runs in circles*
*cheers*
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Old Feb 22, 2007, 08:00 PM // 20:00   #4851
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*Hey*

*Blows Pwnd Head off and puts it back on*
*Picks up Maria, and superkicks her in the face*
*sets them on fire*
*laguhs like heck*
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Old Feb 22, 2007, 09:06 PM // 21:06   #4852
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"Seriously when is he going to learn I am already on fire?"
*breaks BHC's neck*
*slits his throat*
*cuts him in half*
*throws both halves outside*
*sips beer*
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Old Feb 22, 2007, 09:16 PM // 21:16   #4853
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*throws saloon doors wide and walks into bar*
*sees fight already in progress*
"Giddyup."
*chooses a target*
*runs a few steps and dives into a chain of masterful handspring backflips toward target*
*channels backflip momentum into what was to be a spectacular airial back-wheel kick*
*slips on lump of poo on the floor, whacks head on the side of a table*
*falls unconcious*
"Snore....."
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Old Feb 22, 2007, 09:24 PM // 21:24   #4854
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*sips beer*
*watches dex knock himself out*
*shrugs*
*punches BHC*
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Old Feb 22, 2007, 09:55 PM // 21:55   #4855
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*Hey*
*sticks C4 on Pwnd and blow up him and eat his guts*
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Old Feb 22, 2007, 10:19 PM // 22:19   #4856
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*rises from the ashes* (much like a phoneix)
*sips beer*
*sets BHC on fire again*
*kicks him into a wall*
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Old Feb 23, 2007, 12:29 AM // 00:29   #4857
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*Glues neck back together*
*Thanks Maria for tequila*
*Shoots everyone else in the face, except that guy who just knocked himself out*
*Eats napalm nachos*
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Old Feb 23, 2007, 09:26 AM // 09:26   #4858
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*sets fire to myself*
*gives everyone flaming hugs*
*puches Cpt Spazzmo*
*kicks Pwnd*
*cuts BHC's feet off*
*eats Maria's Hair*
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Old Feb 23, 2007, 02:46 PM // 14:46   #4859
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*breaks fallens neck*
*tosses him into the water trough*
*sips beer*
*runs in circles*
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Old Feb 23, 2007, 06:38 PM // 18:38   #4860
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*Hey*

*Picks up Pwnd, and kicks him out a 8 story window*
*Punches Fallen in the Gut*
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